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德云社德云三筱相声专场深圳站第1集剧情

第1集:广顺四人打麻将被抓翠菊爽快表白三木

猫冬意指躲在家里过冬，泛指躲在家里不出门。猫冬原是农民们最清闲的季节，但农村一些恶习泛起，村干部十分头疼。一天夜里，丰年村车广顺的老婆袁鸽为了不让广顺出去打麻将赌钱，便将自己的手与广顺的手绑在了一起，谁知广顺将绳松开绑在了枕头上，还是去打麻将了。袁鸽睡梦中被外面的声音惊醒，刚想叫醒广顺，发现他居然又跑了出去，只能自己去窗边查看，果不其然两个黑影，袁鸽吓坏了赶紧打电话给警察石所长告诉他们有小偷偷了自家有机大米，还让他们去吴迪家抓广顺他们打麻将。大洼村的两个小偷连踩三天点，知道广顺晚上出去耍钱，刚偷第一家广顺家，就被埋伏已久的林三木(王晓曦 饰)书记给逮个正着，给带回村委会好好教训了一番，骂的二人都臊的慌，直求饶。

广顺、吴迪、姚老嘎等四人还在这边打着麻将聊着天，广顺出去上厕所，半天没回，姚老嘎前去查看也顺便去上个厕所，谁知刚出房门，就发觉警察来了，悄默声告诉广顺，姚老嘎一溜烟翻墙就跑了，广顺为了钱没有跑出去，被警察逮住了，吴迪二人听见外面有声音，赶紧收拾麻将一人藏到了吴迪家的衣柜，警察一进来，吴迪装模作样看电视，跟石所长演戏并不知道广顺在自己家，结果石所长一开衣柜，三人就露馅了，三人被押进了警车，林书记接到了丰年村村民车翠菊(郝洋 饰)的电话，知道警察去抓广顺他们耍钱，也将两个小偷一起送进了派出所。

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翠菊来安慰袁鸽，袁鸽对广顺甚是失望，说要与他离婚，广顺的父亲听闻晚上的事情也来到袁鸽家，劝说袁鸽，袁鸽看着年迈的父亲十分委屈。村副主任于倩雪(岳红 饰)和林三木一起来到袁鸽家，看望袁鸽并告诉袁鸽，他们家的粮食已经给送回来了，不要担心，袁鸽赶紧向二人道谢。林三木因第二天要召开精神文明建设誓师大会，镇党委书记李钟鸣要来，便着急要走，顺道送于倩雪和广顺父亲回家，翠菊对林三木早已芳心暗许，看林三木要和倩雪一起走，心中不是滋味，便说自己要送倩雪，但林三木让翠菊留下照顾袁鸽，翠菊只能干看着三人走了。

林三木送完两人，派出所又打来电话，林三木又去了派出所，刚坐下，吴迪的老婆就打电话来哭诉说吴迪的爷爷死了，又得知广顺的女儿也进入了舞蹈班，三人中最后一个，吴迪的爷爷是他的舅老爷，林三木与石所长商量怎么能让三人先出来，石所长让林三木等上级部门的指示，让林三木先回去。

第二天，石所长告诉林三木可以将三个人带走，为期六天，处理完事还要回来继续接受法律的惩罚，林三木着急出门，回来还要开会，但倩雪对于林三木对耍钱的三人的做法十分不满，与林三木争吵，翠菊进来了，看倩雪欺负林三木，立马帮腔林三木，林三木不愿与倩雪再过多的争吵，摔门去派出所了，翠菊看林三木走了立马跟了上去，留倩雪独自生气。林三木将三人从警察局接出来，一路上又好好教育他们一番，路上偶遇祁董事长，祁董事长嘱咐林三木出口俄罗斯的粮食定要保证好质量，说话间，林三木又接到电话说是姚老嘎在外村喝多了，祁董事长让四人坐自己的车送四个人回村。

姚老嘎的老婆母大凤回来了，路上碰到了林三木的父亲，母大凤与林三木父亲闲聊天讲述自己给别人做媒婆的事情，林三木的父亲嘲笑母大凤从未保媒成功，母大凤不甘势落还奚落了林三木是不是等于倩雪呢，说自己可以帮忙，林三木父亲脸立马拉了下来赶母大凤走，母大凤也不自讨没趣，走了，回家的路上母大凤听说姚老嘎喝多还耍钱，揣着鞭子便来打姚老嘎，姚老嘎抱着大树，还醉着说着胡话，村民们看着母大凤气势汹汹，知道姚老嘎定是没有好果子吃了，纷纷观看。

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