生活大爆炸第九季第3集剧情

rn　　心情大好的莱纳德想在吃早餐时向谢尔顿卖弄一下有关黄芥末的相关知识，可谢尔顿脱口而出让整件事变得了然无趣。两个基友霍华德和拉杰提前赶到。他们不打算按原计划去看电影，而是计划开着面包车带莱纳德和谢尔顿到墨西哥补办“单身汉派对”。谢尔顿如同以往一样不愿意，霍华德和拉杰不得不把绑住他的手脚，丢进面包车。rnrn　　在前往墨西哥的高速路上，谢尔顿仍在唠叨不停。但当霍华德告诉他这辆车的主人是他的偶像理查德•费曼（1965年诺贝尔物理奖获得者）时，谢尔顿的态度马上大翻转，两眼带着崇拜的目光重新审视着车里的所有物品，在听到去墨西哥还能住费曼用诺贝尔奖金建的度假别墅时，更是手舞足蹈，完全没有了之前的抱怨。虽然很开心，但谢尔顿还是杞人忧天的担心这担心那，其他三人不得不一再向他保证车里没有违禁带录像带、墨西哥没有黄热病。rnrn　　男人们去了墨西哥，剩下的三个女人则老实的呆在佩妮家里过“单身
女郎派对”，艾米还特意做了逼真的男人丁丁饼干。其逼真程度让佩妮和伯纳黛特都大吃一惊。谈到婚后生活，佩妮抱怨起谢尔顿离不开莱纳德，晚上还要睡在佩妮的客厅。一说到谢尔顿，伯纳黛特就问艾米的情况。艾米在分手后，正在考虑是否要换个风格。长久以来就认为艾米衣着老土的佩妮和伯纳黛特异口同声的支付她改变。但艾米并不想因为谢尔顿而改变原来的自己，这让两人非常失望。不过艾米想做一个小小的改变，穿耳洞，这个小举动曾经被她母亲视为淫荡，也被谢尔顿的恋爱协议所禁止。佩妮马上答应在家里用针和冰块帮艾米的耳垂穿孔。看着佩妮温柔的摸着艾米的耳垂，伯纳黛特感觉怪怪的。rnrn　　墨西哥境内的偏僻公路上，谢尔顿正在为自己能坐在偶像的屁股印上沾沾自喜时，一只轮胎突然爆裂。谢尔顿又脑洞大开的怀疑是被土匪袭击，自己将会在一个血汗工厂里度过余生。四个人虽然是有名的科学家，对换轮胎这种小事却费尽九牛二虎之力，一直摆弄到夜晚。霍华德死活拧不开轮胎上最后一个镙母。在试过用体力无法拧开后，四人打算用科学办法解决这个问题。rnrn　　穿好耳洞后，伯纳黛特注意到佩妮和艾米在脸书上的状态仍是“未婚”和“恋爱中”。艾米只有佩妮和伯纳黛特两个朋友，所以也无所谓。可佩妮为什么不改呢？佩妮支支吾吾的说出不想让自己父母知道，担心父亲会因为没有参加女儿的婚礼，没能在女儿的婚礼上陪女儿跳一支舞而失望。为了转移话题，佩妮给艾米带上了耳钉。艾米看着耳朵上的耳钉非常开心，这个行为在小时候一定会被母亲关进衣柜以示惩罚。可伯纳黛特不打算放过佩妮，仍旁敲侧击的要佩妮联系父母。佩妮无奈下只能拨通手机，可在拨打时得知艾米也没告诉父母自己分手的事。这让佩妮来了精神，要求自己说完后，艾米也应当通知父母。rnrn　　还好，佩妮的父亲似乎并没有过多的责怪佩妮，只要女儿开心就好。在展现了高大的父亲形象后，佩妮父亲的话风一转。佩妮这才知道原来大半年前父亲在装配农用机时，不当心绞死了自己心爱的宠物猪。父亲在说完后马上就挂断了电话，佩妮气得无语。果然是有其女必有其父。愤愤不平的佩妮叫艾米必须打电话告诉父母与谢尔顿分手的事，艾米因为对母亲的害怕想找机会蒙混过关，却被佩妮看穿。最后艾米只能拨通母亲的电话，佩妮听着艾米不咸不淡的寒暄，一把抓过手机对着电话那头就说出艾米分手、穿耳洞以及做丁丁饼干的事。看着艾米紧张的表情，佩妮和伯纳黛特则在一旁偷笑。rnrn　　墨西哥的荒野上，在用尽了各种物理办法，包括杠杆原理、敲击震荡原理、热胀冷缩原理、腐蚀原理都没法拧开那颗顽固的镙母后，四个人决定用铁锈混合保险杠上刮下的铝粉合成铝热剂的放热原理。最后的结果是铝热剂点燃了整辆车。看着熊熊燃烧的面包车，四人无能为力，唯一值得安慰的就是镙母的确在大火中掉了下来。rn

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